The Clever Mocktails flavour you should be sipping according to your zodiac sign
Who doesn’t love a good horoscope? Whether you’re a true believer or just curious, there’s something about astrology that tickles the pie-in-the-sky part of the brain. We look to our sign to tell us more about who we are (and who our friends are) –– and the results are often: ‘That’s so me!”
Each of the twelve signs has unique and specific qualities that relate to things like personality, relationships, habits and even taste. That’s why we’ve left it to the stars to pick your best Clever Mocktails flavour and the best way to drink it too.
From Red Sangria to Moscow Mule and more, let’s find out which pairs perfectly with your sign. Side note: We’re not professional astrologists, but we are very skilled mocktail sippers.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Your non-alcoholic drink: Clever Gin & Tonic
How you drink it: Straight from the can
Energetic, courageous and ambitious, Aries needs to keep moving and moving and moving. You’re known to make a quick run to the grocery store between work meetings or just before a workout session for a Clever G&T. Since you’re so busy, you like to drink your G&T straight from the can, chilled.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Your non-alcoholic drink: Clever Red Sangria
How you drink it: In a bubble bath
Taurus is an unapologetic homebody. But as a Taurus, you’re also hardworking and dependable. You don’t feel bad about eating dessert or being late to a party cause your nap ran long (more power to you). Your ideal night in features a warm bubble bath paired with a chilled Clever Red Sangria garnished with pomegranate and orange slices.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Your non-alcoholic drink: Clever Moscow Mule
How you drink it: From a copper mug
Playful, expressive and curious, Gemini is always down to try something new –– especially when it comes to drinks. You’ll pick up a few cans of Clever Moscow Mule and a set of trendy copper mugs for a tasting sesh with a few friends. And if you’re feeling particularly playful, you’ll post a few pics to your socials.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Your non-alcoholic drink: Clever Mojito
How you drink it: Curled up with a book
If your sign is Cancer, you’re very well-spoken, in touch with your emotions, compassionate, and protective. Some might even describe you as “a hard shell with a soft core.” Honestly, you sound lovely. The stars point to Cancer curling up with a juicy historical fiction and a Clever Mojito in a collins glass.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Your non-alcoholic drink: Clever Mix Pack
How you drink it: With a discount
Loyal, creative and generous, Leo lives for a good bargain which pairs nicely with your love language of gift-giving. As soon as the flash sale alert arrives in your inbox, you’re adding a Mix Pack (or several) to your cart. Of course, you’ll be cracking those cans among friends at your next house party.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Your non-alcoholic drink: Clever Mojito
How you drink it: Sharing is caring
Virgos are good communicators, perfectionists, and overall caring people. As a Virgo, if you’re not deep in thought about the complexities of life, you’re thinking of others. You’re drawn to the sweet minty flavour of Clever Mojito, and you order an entire case to spread the mocktail love.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Your non-alcoholic drink: Clever Pink Gin & Tonic
How you drink it: From a stemless
Idealistic, sweet, and affectionate, you’ll find Libra chilling and flirting anywhere –– at the centre of attention and surrounded by love. Dear Libra, what do you have in your hand during these moments? The stars point to Clever Pink Gin & Tonic in a stemless wine glass with strawberry garnish.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Your non-alcoholic drink: Clever Gin & Tonic
How you drink it: From a BPA-free bottle
Scorpios are known to be passionate, brave and all-around great leaders who enjoy connecting with nature. If you’re a Scorpio, you’ll grab a Clever G&T at the gas station convenience store on your way out of the city. Pour your bevy into an environmentally-friendly, sippable bottle for a toast at the top of a mountain peak.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Your non-alcoholic drink: Clever Sangria
How you drink it: Straight from the can
Sagittarians prefer spontaneity and adventure, which explains their preoccupation with travel and exploring the world. As a Sagittarius, you’ll get a taste of the south of Spain with Clever Red Sangria featuring notes of juicy peaches and red wine. Pop a can into your satchel to sip on the go.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Your non-alcoholic drink: Depends on your mood
How you drink it: Clever Crew Subscription
Persistent, practical, and sensitive, Capricorns are known to be great leaders and even trailblazers. Capricorn is blazing the mocktail trail as a member of the Clever Crew subscription. You get automatic monthly deliveries of flavours you’re in the mood for, and you can pause or cancel at any time. Three cheers for Capricorn!
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Your non-alcoholic drink: Clever Gin
How you drink it: Mixed in an original cocktail
Imaginative, original, and artistic, Aquarians aren’t known for going with the flow. They CREATE the flow. That’s why, as an Aquarius, you prefer to make your own one-of-a-kind mocktail with a bottle of non-alcoholic Clever Gin. Ok, time to work on that “signature drink”.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Your non-alcoholic drink: Clever Mix Pack
How you drink it: Surrounded by friends
Stand back –– Pisces has entered the chat. The most social sign in the zodiac, they love a good excuse to spend more time with friends. And what better excuse than a Clever Mix Pack? That’s right, Pisces, you can have three cans of each Clever flavour chilled in the fridge and ready to go. If we know Pisces, we know you’ll have the perfect type of glass preselected for each.
Now for the moment of truth! Do you see yourself in your Clever horoscope? Tag @clevermocktails in your photos and videos on Instagram or Facebook and maybe you’ll see yourself in our content. We can’t wait to read your feedback.
